well i just use my old ones as foot rests or door stops

Your first day & your first post, you are expected to make useful posts on CompuForums & your post was anything but was it?, look, my boss Ash, simply wants all members to enjoy theirselves & make constructive posts, that's all, OK?, do that & I'm sure you'll soon be loving it as I do!, cheers.

I'm not very creative but i know what i would do. I would displace my anger into the old computer. For instance, when you get the blue screen of death, I with i could just smash the computer, and a new one would just pop up and be running what i want to run (video games most likely).
So instead of hitting my nice computer, ill kick the old one that will be sitting by it.

I think its a grand idea ^_^