What are some of the cheesiest chat up lines you've heard? (or used yourself!! )


here are some ive heard:

1) "Let's do some math, add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide our legs, and multiply"

2) "You turn my floppy disc into a hard drive"

3)
-"Are your feet sore?"
- "No, why?"
- "Because you've been running around my mind all day"

4)
-"Somebody call the police!"
-"Why?"
-"Because you just stole my heart"

5) "You must be the ocean, because I'd like to sink my Titanic into you"

6)
-"Did it hurt?"
-"Did what hurt?"
-"When you fell from heaven"

7)"If I said you had a hot body, would you hold it against me?"

8 ) (Someone actually said this one to a friend of mine)
-Black male says to a white female "Need a little color in your life?"

9) "You're not the prettiest girl around here, but you know, beauty is only a light switch away" (This one is followed by the speaker getting slapped hehe)