HAHAHAHA Thats a funny one lelowonger

but gross! boogers+ mouth = BLLLEEEAARGGG

THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY



Good : Your wife is pregnant.
Bad : It's triplets.
Ugly : You had a vasectomy five years ago.



Good : Your wife's not talking to you
Bad : She wants a divorce.
Ugly : She's a lawyer.



Good : Your son is finally maturing.
Bad : He's involved with the women next door.
Ugly : So are you.

Good : Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad : You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly : You're in them.



Good : Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad : You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly : Your daughter borrowed them.

Good : Your husband understands fashion.
Bad : He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly : He looks better than you.

Good : You just gave "the birds and the bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad : She keeps interrupting.
Ugly : With corrections

Good : Your son is dating someone new.
Bad : It's another man.
Ugly : He's your best friend.



Good : Your daughter got a new job.
Bad : As a hooker.
Ugly : Your co-workers are her best clients.
Way ugly : She makes more money than you do.

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ROFLMAO she makes more money than you!! and your coworkers... LOL thats horrible!

hahahaha good one

Funny ones lelwonger

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ok, these are racey ones :0
dont take offense, they're just jokes

Q:what does a black guy consider forplay?
A:Scream andja die bitch!

A black guy with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar. the bartender looks up, and asks "hey, where'd you get that exotic creature?" the parrot answers "afrika"

(pretend im black when i say this one)
so, i get into my car the other day, and a white chick comes up. i lock all my doors, but she breaks in and steals everything anyway.

i dont get the last one.......

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its becuase theres the stereotype that white women lock there doors when a black guy walks by

ahhh, i didnt know that! lol and im a white woman!

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